mlysza:
“ 12122014
”

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GOT A BOW ON MY PANTIES CAUSE MY ASS IS A PRESENT

Jun 22 22:07 with 159,731 notes

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me: *kisses my beautiful wife*

my son, a child: ew, cooties!

me: son, how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof

Jun 22 22:04 with 135,705 notes

hvllucinvtion:
“paleception:
“online garden here
”
we would make a great pear
”

22:02
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*sees a straight couple* so who’s the punk and who does ballet?

(Source: rosvnna)

Jun 22 22:01 with 164,455 notes

Your body is the house you grew up in. How dare you try to burn it to the ground.

― (via sexclution)

(Source: wnq-anonymous)

Jun 22 22:00 with 22,743 notes

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