mlysza:
“ 12122014
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tinyjutsu:

GOT A BOW ON MY PANTIES CAUSE MY ASS IS A PRESENT

Jun 22 22:07 with 160,569 notes
  • me: *kisses my beautiful wife*
  • my son, a child: ew, cooties!
  • me: son, how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof

  • Jun 22 22:04 with 135,747 notes
    hvllucinvtion:
“paleception:
“online garden here
”
we would make a great pear
”

    halfboyfriend:

    *sees a straight couple* so who’s the punk and who does ballet?

    Jun 22 22:01 with 164,550 notes
    Your body is the house you grew up in. How dare you try to burn it to the ground.
    ― (via sexclution)

    (Source: wnq-anonymous)


    Jun 22 22:00 with 22,785 notes
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